This guy's sources are beyond reproach

In this thread (http://www.hogville.net/yabbse/index.php?topic=235156.0), entitled "News probably already known," some poor, stupid bastard named "Dcace83" decided to offer up this regrettable post:

I recently had a best friend move to Fayetteville and his wife is a star athlete for UofA.

Anyhow they had dinner with a special someone to one of our "absolute best players."

Anyhow it was said by the "one of the absolute best players" that our offense is going to put up a bunch of points. But that the def is going to give up a bunch. More so than most probably expect. But that the offense is not getting any credit pre season and everyone will be surprised. He is a returning starter and said he is very excited about the O this year.

My thoughts are he knows what our O was like last year and for him to be excited about it this year I think speaks volumes.

Just an FYI I am not trying to be all "oh I am in the know you aren't." I could really care less I just want more hog news. I have never had sources or anything like that for the hogs. But this guy and his information is really solid.

Let us try to break this down...

Poster/retard has a friend that is married to a chick that's a jock at the UofA. For some reason this friend only recently moved to Fayetteville.

The friend and his jock-wife recently had dinner with either the wife/girlfriend/gay lover of a really good football player.

The wife/girlfriend/gay lover quotes the really good football player as saying our offense is going to be really good this season....maybe because he's really good and his teammates are really good too.

The defense..... not so much. But then the wife/girlfriend/gay lover's mate doesn't play defense. So there's the answer to that.

To the credit of the fine folks at Hogville, this guy is getting tarred and feathered for such an enormously terrible post. Then again, you can never tell what the reaction will be over there; if this guy had offered some juicy gossip about Danny Nutt being seen at a sex shop picking up buttplugs and flavored lube, everybody would eat it up like tapioca.