Thursday, December 20, 2007

The wrath of the book report king

http://www.hogville.net/yabbse/index.php?topic=193599.0

Posted by 007 License To Squeal
In case you have forgotten, Nutt, after 10 years gave us zero SEC titles, zero BCS bowls, zero wins against Florida or Georgia. He lost the highest rated Quarterback to ever come out of the state(and I don't mean DMAC). He lost one the best Offensive minds in the nation. Houston Nutt was the most divisive figure ever in Razorback sports. Even with the best running back combination in the NCAA, he lost 4 games. He never developed a true Quarterback. Nutt was very medioce. in my opinion, Nutt is not the coach who could ever take us to a National Championship. Nutt was caught in many lies over his career at Arkansas. The fans deserved better than Nutt.
Smarter Hogville Analysis: Have I mentioned that I LOATHE Houston Nutt?

Being "very mediocre" is like being "extremely moderate" or "highly average." Come to think of it, that might describe Nutt to a T.

But, really, every sentence in that post is a (dumber) Hogville cliché. It reads like a fourth-grade book report. ("Norway is a country in Europe. The people who live there eat fish. They speak Norwegian. Most of them are blonde headed.")

Now sit back and watch the +1s roll in for this dreck. It's embarrassing.

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

Great post!

Anonymous said...

The saddness is that they continue to bash a coach who is no longer even at Arkansas...please please please...get a freakin' life and move about your business. Good find there Smarter!

Anonymous said...

Good call on the comment moderation...good freakin' call.

Anonymous said...

Don't bring your +1's in here, unless you are doing it in jest. If so, be sure to use the word post as much as possible.

Anonymous said...

Now would be a great time for me to leave a cryptic comment with some sort of Pink Floyd reference...but instead, I think I'd rather burn one down in honor of Smarter Hogville.

Anonymous said...

yeah, my "+1" POST was sarcastic... but timely, no?

Anonymous said...

I wish someone would do a site like this about woopig.

It's at least as stupid as Hogville with the added benefit of having a bunch of idiots trying to be funny who wouldn't know funny if it bit them on their pussies.

It sad to see what that board has been reduced to: Begging for new admins and begging for the old timers to return.

Steve Jackson and Rodney Thigpen should have the good sense to pull the plug but they can't see the reality of what that site has become through all the bong smoke.