http://www.hogville.net/yabbse/index.php?topic=193492.0
In this thread, the folks at (Dumbass) Hogville think they've figured it out. By jove, they've got it! arkanscott asks:
"Any idea about "smarter" hogville? It seems to be a board dedicated to making fun of this board. Who is this guy, and where does he get off?"
Here's what we'll disclose:
(1) Not a "guy."
(2) No "get[ting] off" (though there's no doubt we enjoy the hell out of the very minimal challenge of finding idiotic musings and blasting the authors)
(3) The fact that it only "seems" to be a "board dedicated to making fun of this board" is but one of the many cagey observations that you, too, can find on the Monday Morning Quarterbag every single day. In other news, the war in Iraq "seems" to have been a mistake, and Britney Spears "seems" to be a terminally ignorant whore.
(4) WE HATED NUTT, TOO. What slays us is that we get that dreaded "hugger" label for simply taking easy shots at the "hater" army and its denim-clad captain.
(5) The Ed Bethune/Booth Rand shit? Repetitive, unfunny, and badly misdirected. We're familiar with "Ed the UA Man" and his legacy. He doesn't contribute here and never has.
Smarter Hogville Analysis: In the spirit of the season, we offer a very special Smarter Hogville pop quiz, with a stack of Razorgasm's finest porn to the first correct respondent.
Here's something to think about...what is the most gay:
1. Hogville articles by nimrods.
2. The seriousness with which hSv post.
3. Wilson Hog laying down the law and telling people how it is.
4. The hogville inside sources threads.
5. The sheer stupidity of 98% of their posters.
6. Other: ____________________________________________
Wednesday, December 19, 2007
The Museum of Discovery
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5 comments:
You left one out... How Keys protects his precious Mitch. My gawd, I've never seen such man crushes in my life than those of the haters to Mitch and Gus, but Keys really seems to have an affinity for this young boy.
Holy shit. This blog is great. I've been sifting through the bullshit at hogville trying to get little crumbs of info about my beloved hogs. Now that they know about you, better watch out though. The wrath of (dumber)hogville can accomplish mighty things! just ask TCTGF! Notice how boring its getting over there now that their whipping boy is gone? kind of sad. i will really miss though poignant comments like "fire the dork". Maybe this site is the controversy that has been missing since we hired Bobby P.
Hawgballz!:
Keys has an affinity to Mitch because he's his claim to e-fame at Hogville and other boards.
The sad part of it is, he knows Mitch because in high school Mitch was slamming Keys' daughter. That's right, Keys' claim to fame is he knows Mitch Mustain because he would come over Keys' house to have sex with his daughter.
projectpat, that's hilarious. I guess I'll have to see if she's stripping in Dallas yet and dating Terrell Owens. I'm sure she probably has daddy issues if that's how he gets little boys to come over.
Hawgballz, I agree with you completely on Keys' Mitch fetish. The Hogville angle is just as bewildering -- the big shots on Hogville accept every word typed by Keys.
ProjectPat, that makes the Keys thing even more sad, pathetic and completely believable. And here I've been laboring under the impression that Keys was Beck's cousin or something and all too happy to be her messageboard mouthpiece.
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