It wouldn't be a Hogville holiday without some uncanny profundity from the media mogul himself, would it?
Topic: Merry Christmas
Quote from hSv:
Have a good day and spend time with your family
Smarter Hogville Analysis: You know how everyone derides the notion that Houston Nutt "does more with less"? Let's face it, the adage is misplaced--nobody says more with less than Lanny Beavers. In a mere ten words, he communicates to his band of GED-holding, rabble-rousing gimps that he, in spite of his lofty stature and the riches it entails (by "riches" we, of course, mean that he has more denim than anybody in the southern states), can still be a jolly soul.
And we love that "spend time with your family" comment. It should read: "Log off for a few hours and go hang out with real people, then once that gets stale, come back to Hogville and make pithy post with the rest of the dork army."
Quote from hSv:
Have a good day and spend time with your family
Smarter Hogville Analysis: You know how everyone derides the notion that Houston Nutt "does more with less"? Let's face it, the adage is misplaced--nobody says more with less than Lanny Beavers. In a mere ten words, he communicates to his band of GED-holding, rabble-rousing gimps that he, in spite of his lofty stature and the riches it entails (by "riches" we, of course, mean that he has more denim than anybody in the southern states), can still be a jolly soul.
And we love that "spend time with your family" comment. It should read: "Log off for a few hours and go hang out with real people, then once that gets stale, come back to Hogville and make pithy post with the rest of the dork army."
7 comments:
Or, maybe, he's just a guy telling folks to enjoy themselves. Amazing that a short post from some guy who owns a message board engenders such hate from you that you feel the need to write a soliloquy about it's underlying meaning. Who should really get a life?
Or will your comment moderation even allow my post to stand? I can venture a guess.
Looks like you guessed wrong, douchebag.
Merry Fif of January, Lanny.
engenders.
Hey, Hoop, it's "its" when you're using the possessive like that.
Okay?
A sentence that said "Amazing that a short post from some guy who owns a message board engenders* such hate from you that you feel the need to write a soliloquy about it is underlying meaning" just wouldn't make sense, now would it?
Great blog, hilarious!
Missing the updates though, Lord knows there's plenty of material available...
But remember, Hoop has an English degree from Hendrix. He doesn't make those kind of mistakes.
I miss this blog.
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