Friday, November 2, 2007

Ramen noodles, Velveeta, and a Buyout Offer

http://www.hogville.net/yabbse/index.php?topic=169968.40


$49.12
Posted by sggrant323
That is all it would take per hogville member to buy out Nutt's contract at the end of the year. I'm sure it would be substantially less than that per person because some people would contribute more and what not. I'd pay twice that to see him go.

Posted by WhatRabbit
I'm a poor college student and could eat off that for a while, however, count me in for 2 at least!

Posted by MerleHawggard
go ahead and eat young hog...ive got you covered. im in and ill take care of yours. keep eating those ramon noodles!!

Posted by sggrant323
Add some Velvetta and cut up hog dogs, and the beef flavor is money. Or get some frozen shrimp, some Alfredo sauce, pan grill the shrimp in a little butter and garlic, toss them in some shrimp flavored noodles with some Alfredo sauce, and you have a treat anyone will love.

Posted by sggrant323
In less that 40 minutes, we have 2 grand pledged. This makes me think this is legitimately feasible.

Smarter Hogville Analysis: We remember those recipes from college. The first one we referred to as "Pigs in Shit." The second one we referred to as "Shrimp Scummy."

Anyway, $2,000 in 40 minutes? If they can keep up that pace, they will have the full $2 million pledged by November 30--only a week after the season ends. That's "legitimately feasible," right?

We hasten to point out that the pace of pledges will almost certainly slow to a trickle. But let's assume for the sake of argument that they can raise $10,000 a week. (We don't think they can raise that much, of course.) Ten grand a week, week in, week out, puts them at $2 million somewhere around...October 10, 2011. Oh, well...at least it's not 2012.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

here is another great ramen recipe...

get some kobe-style beef, and have the butcher grind it into hamburger. get some fresh sea scallops. boil 2 pkgs of oriental flavor ramen noobles in water + the spice packets. form the hamburger around the scallops, roll in cornmeal with salt and pepper, and deep fry until crispy. serve over ramn noodles and you will have a tasty treat your kids will love. plus since it is ramen noodles you are saving enough money to buy two shares of the nutt buyout.

Anonymous said...

Douglas sweats hot dog water.

Anonymous said...

Douglas' wife = ramen noodle cubed.

Anonymous said...

Douglas farts cotton candy.

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Anonymous said...

Ed Bethune had much more class than this site...it's a shame.