Logical Leap or Leap of Logic?

The talk of the college football world these days seems to revolve around Ann Arbor, MI, where Lloyd Carr is probably already filling his luggage and signing an agreement with U-Haul. It is critical, then, for the wizards of Hogville.net to make known their feelings about the shipwreck that is the 2007 Michigan Wolverine football team.

Obviously, there's a subplot at work here. Supposedly, Michigan true freshman quarterback Ryan Mallett was heavily recruited by the goons in Fayetteville, and there was even some talk during the spring that he was unhappy up north and might consider transferring to U of A (never you mind that literally NONE of this was ever substantiated). So the name "Ryan Mallett" naturally came up again over the weekend when the young gunslinger from the Texas side of Texarkana got his first varsity action in mopup duty in the Wolverines' embarrassing 39-7 loss to Oregon.

Hogville appropriately--read: stupidly--assumed that the horrible misfortunes for the Maize and Gold would translate to immediate dividends for the Red and White. In other words, there is a thread on the Monday Morning Retard Exchange that basically suggests that Mallett has to be considering a transfer now that he is playing for a third-world program, and that he would almost have to be drawn to the high-octane forward pass innovator known as H. Dale Nutt for his next mentor. There are a few post (ed. note: we will try to make "post" the preferred nomenclature here in honor of Lanny's phenomenal inability to pluralize this particular word) on this thread holding out such misguided hope, and then it takes this guy to bring us back to reality:

http://www.hogville.net/yabbse/index.php?topic=153850.msg2410522#msg2410522

Quote from: mcclintock126 on Today at 07:09:49 AM

From what I saw of Mallet Saturday, I'd rather he stay at Michigan.

Mallett, for the record, was indeed unimpressive against the Ducks: 6-17, 49 passing yards, one interception, and -16 yards rushing on five carries. Of course, you just might expect that kind of showing from a 19-year-old who gets sent onto the field for the first time in front of 100,000+ booing fans, but then again, nobody stops a Hogville pundit from making an ass of himself. There are lies, damn lies, and statistics, and according to a bunch of morons in Arkansas who fire off musket volleys over the series of tubes known as the Internet, Ryan Mallett is either coming to Fayetteville because life sucks in Ann Arbor, or he'd better stay there because God knows we don't tolerate that kind of mediocrity from our signal-callers.

Smarter Hogville Analysis: Ryan Mallett, don't you even think about leaving Michigan! We are perfectly settled at the position. We love our Dicks and no 6'6", 245-pound pocket passer with a slingshot right arm will be suitable for our offense. You stay up there and just deal with being the centerpiece of Project: Wolverine Reconstruction.

Oh, what's that? You never wanted to come here anyway? Well, who could blame you? Our coach ran off the best high school quarterback in the nation last year. Best of luck to you, and most of all, FIRE NUTT!!!