Thursday, August 16, 2007

King Lanny makes his next move

http://www.hogville.net/yabbse/index.php?topic=148061.msg2332341#msg2332341

Bigger Plans for Hogville.net Your Free Website
Posted by hSv
Now Hogville.net is part of the SportsWar Team. This means more recruiting news, more information, videos in the future. We're working for you guys and as Always, You can't beat Free. No ownership changes, just some independent sites have now joined forces to bring more information to the fans and for FREE. Lanny

Smarter Hogville Analysis: More ads for school buses, user car dealers (O! The Irony!), and plaintive cries to please give them the FIRST SHOT at earning your business, sure. Actual content, not so much. But the next time I need to buy a school bus, I know where I'm headed.

We're not sure which is sadder:

1. That Lanny has deluded himself and apparently thousands of Hogvillains into believing that providing them with more advertising, not content, is somehow "cutting edge."

2. That there is an enterprise that, in its name, compares what happens on places like Hogville with "war."

Regardless, it looks there are some tough times for one whorn fan's crumbling media empire. We hope we haven't arrived just in time to see it collapse.

Oh, and one more question, just because we've wondered this for quite some time. We know that hSv stands for "Horns Smell Victory." What we can't figure out is why he capitalizes the S. Is this some kind of 19th-century 133t-speak? (No, wait: That would be what HoopHog spews forth.) Or did he just get tired of people making fun of his moniker by calling him hIv?

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

I can't begin to even think about the edge upon which this will be cutting. It should be amazing. Streamlining is BACK!

First the iPhome. Now THIS.

Bring on the flying cars.

Anonymous said...

School bus ads?

Do you think the typical Hogville reader has ever seen a bus so large in his lifetime?

Anonymous said...

Mormonfinger rox my face off! LOL!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Hoooray!!!!!!


I'm growing a moustache.

Anonymous said...

hSv - the S for SMELL is capitalized because he wants to draw attention to his musk.

A musk that one can only assume reeks of Natty Light scented sweat and Aramis.

Anonymous said...

You have to find some kind of hobby when you can't get your dick hard.

Anonymous said...

There once was a man named Lanny
who regularly took dicks in the fanny,
He started a web deal,
they called it Hogville.
And now its a pigsty of insanity.



And, fuck you too.